The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen as she goes through her first day of Senior Year.

Basically, if was *that* girl who tweeted her thoughts every few minutes, your twitter feed would look something like this, starting from as soon as I woke up.

alajsdkjrelkajsdf alarmmakeloudnoise...oh, phone..new...messag--HOLY MOTHER OF JELLYBEANS THAT SCREEN IS BRIGHT!!1!one!


two days without power makes me appreciate my hot showers so much more <3. 


ew, makeup. 


OH MY GOD I SHOULD TOTALLY BEDAZZLE MY SENIOR SHIRT. #youcantstopmyshinin'


ow, walked into a doorframe #itsreallyearly


hmm, is freezing my ass off worth driving to my first day of senior year with the convertible down? ...i think yes!


now let me just pull into my parking spot...wait um...hold on...just a..if i just...FUCK THIS I'M BACKING IN #greenlightdrivingschool


YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY ITS SAL!


oh hey little underclassmen, don't mind meeee, just walking in jingling my keys...you know, cuz i drive and such...#ivehadmylicensefortwomonthsthisisstillexcitingforme


HI ASH'S LITTLE SISTER!!!:D :D :D ...hey ash...


whoa my foot is kinda bloody OH HOT DAMN HOW THE HELL DID I GASH MY FOOT BEFORE 7:35 IN THE MORNING. #limpingacrosstheWalk


YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY ITS JACK AND CALVIN!


god i'm so psyched to be a senator, we have such a great group of officers and it's gonna be an awesome year :D


ow, walked into a wall.. #notusedtothismanypeople 


reading on the walk is the bomb diggidy. 


WOOOOO STUDY HALL WITH SAL AND JACK!!!!!!!!!! #lifeisgood


jack is actually offering to participate AND act in One Acts this year?!?! #WOOOOOOOOOO #DAYISMADE #HAPPYDANCE #TOOMUCHJOYFORONEHASHTAG


goodness gracious i missed ms sarlo <333 #terrifictuesday


dammit, another fricking doorframe!! #lostmydepthperception?!


tech theater?! with austin, aaron, the frosh with the big hair, and Ash's little sister?! #bestsecondchoiceever!


ohgodchorneysgonnaeatusalive.


woo i have lunch with sal!! ...and none of our other friends...#onlyslightlyawk


hmm, maybe chorney's not actually that bad. #chorntobewiiiiild #calichornication #chorndog


ap psyche+jack+fred=definitely going to be my favorite class in all of my high school career


there is like, a zero tolerance bullshit, shenanigans, and arrogance policy in this room. #mrroodismyhero


oh how i missed miss swan <3 #latinclubisgonnabegreat


dontlethimseemedontlethimseemedontlethimseeme...oh, heyyyyy...i actually gotta gooo...


GODDAMMIT! #doorframe..


aww hes so cute bein' all captain-y :) #definitelynotgrinninglikeanidiot


#wowihavelonghashtags,sorry


okay i need a new CD for my car with less embarassing songs..#blaringtswiftonroute10


creamsicle coolattas are the best way to celebrate :D


..."i should attend my study halls so that i can use them to study"??? WOMAN YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO SIGN MY SENIOR PRIVILEGE FORM BEFORE THIS GETS NASTY.


hmm i should probably finish jane eyre now...#orminecraft #probablyminecraft #minecraftminecraftminecraft


OH MY GOD LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN.


#seniornaptime


"what time is it?" "like an hour until pretty little liars" "what?" "...seven, mom."


i'm gonna go blog!


and there we have it :D. i'm really looking forward to this year. so a warm welcome to all the freshmen (thank you for not getting in my way), a warm welcome back to the juniors and sophomores (except for the ones i hate, including the smart-ass who wrote "Class of 2014. U mad??" on the senior walk) and a BIG FREAKING HIGH FIVE TO MY FELLOW SENIORS :D.

Let's do this.

*: "Raise Your Glass" by P!nk