Songs For The Sitch!

TRAVELING MUSIC! :D. My personal favorites for road trips or just long drives.

"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies (especially if you memorized it like myself and my friends :P)
"I'll Do Anything" by Jason Mraz (this is actually the most-played song on my iPod for this reason)
"Dragon Roost Island" from LoZ Wind Waker (it feels like you're going on an adventure! Ash and I can both play this on the piano :))
"Monsters" by Matchbook Romance (rock-out, yell-out-windows kinda song)
"Falling Over Me" by Demi Lovato (steady, chill)
"On and On" by Streetlight Manifesto (upbeat and fun to singalong to)
"Drive My Car" by The Beatles (don't even pretend you don't know all the words to this song.)
"Nine in the Afternoon" (head-bopping, positive)
"Cobrastyle" by Teddybears. (words can not describe my love for this song. just be careful listening to this if you're driving because you WILL begin to dance.)
"Where The Lines Overlap" by Paramore (just good.)
"Rock You Like A Hurricane" by the Scorpions (because when you listen to this, wherever you're driving is sure to get rocked upon your arrival :D)
"The Great Escape" by Boys Like Girls (self explanitory.)
"In Too Deep" by Sum 41 (I just really like this song. it's so upbeat and fun to rock out to.)


Sooo yeah, I guess I'm back :). Hope you're enjoying your summer going somewhere cool you'll listen to these songs!

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen who admires strength.

Because it takes a real man to be lying in a hospital bed with a tube sticking out of your lung, and yet still laugh when I make the baby-chipmunk-just-got-slashed-by-a-hawk face, or make a reference to lip bauum and crusty-crusts :D.

I love you, Ash, and you never cease to amaze me. You'll heal fast and the pain will go away soon enough.

I mean pshhh, when you've defeated the Pokemon League in four different regions; getting a little pleural surgery can't be that much of a challenge ;).

See? I'm staying positive because this is all going to work out wonderfully and Ash is going to be in even better shape than before. Pain is only ever temporary and I know he can handle anything <3. Especially while wearing an Unfo'giveable quote shirt ;).

We should all try to be more like that, actually. Instead of being in a pissy, depressed mood all day because your mom won't buy you those jeans, take it in your stride. "It happens", so deal with it and stay optimistic :).

♪: "Keep Holding On" by Avril Lavigne
♫: "Love The Way You Lie" by Eminem ft. Rihanna
♪♫: "As Long As He Needs Me" from Oliver

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen who is just laughing at this point.

Hypocrisy is the act of persistently pretending to hold beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually hold. Hypocrisy is thus a kind of lie.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocrisy
^Just something to keep in mind when people are rude to you :). 


My dearest, darlingest, totally-super-spiffy blog-readers,
I do apologize but I'm going to be taking a break from this website for a little while. Probably not long. I just have to re-establish myself and start focusing on writing axiomatic musings, not about my actual life, because it seems to be causing too many problems with a few different people at the moment. I never wanted this to happen; that's why I tried keeping my identity secret in the beginning. Although posting the URL on Formspring got me more readers, I sacrificed the anonymity. So be it. But until things blow over for good and I can get my feet on the ground again, I don't want to keep posting in case something in it will be used against me. And person who wrote on my Formspring, thanks for the concern, truly. People like you are the reason I don't want to do this. But I have to, if just for now. 


One last ditty to leave you guys with though...

...hehe ;)

♪: "I Don't Wanna Be" by Gavin DeGraw

♫: "Positive" from Legally Blonde the Musical

♪♫: "Cuz I'm Awesome" by The Dollyrots

♫♫: "One of Those Girls" by Avril Lavigne

♫♫♪: "Supergirl" by Hilary Duff

♫♫♫: "Geek in the Pink" by Jason Mraz. 

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen who would like to use this post to hopefully make someone smile.

Remember a while ago I mentioned how a girl in my math class told me she and some of her friends read and liked my blog and i was surprised but it made my day and so i did that whole thing on how its cool that i actually do have people that read this?
WELL.
According to Facebook it's that girl's birthday today. And I won't mention her name because I'm quite against mentioning names on here. But I hope she reads this at some point and knows this is for her!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 
 I seriously hope it's a fabulous one! :D

In other news, I had a really nice day today with Ash. Hopefully the way we're planning things to work with Nina /PsychoWhoreBitch will work. Because I'm very understanding of how he feels (far too understanding, anyone else would have dropped him like a stone...) so I'm willing to forigive (again...) for his sake. I've questioned if I'm being stupid giving him another chance. But he swears it'll be different now CUZ SHE'S GOING TO COLLEGE WOOPWOOP! So we'll see. I don't trust his judgement in the slightest but I love him enough to go along for the ride anyway :P.
Aaaand he taught me a lot of helpful stuff in Super Smash Bros today, so I kinda owe him ;).

Enjoy the storm, everyone! Hope no trees get knocked down xD. I know the cable was fuzzy at Ash's house but hopefully that's the worst of the effects!

♪: "Birthday" by The Beatles
♫: "Thunder" by Boys Like Girls
♪♫: "Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley :)
♫♫: "The Only Exception" by Paramore <3.

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen qui aime le francais.

[[Note: I am FAR too lazy to look up all the accents except the important ones like à vs a and stuff for passé composé. Other than that, deal :P. And no, none of this was through a translator so the grammar might be wrong. that also means if you try and run it through a translator it might be wrong. sue me.]]

Je ne me sens pas bien. J'ai mal au coeur...

Je. Deteste. La Garce. Vous comprenez pourquoi. Elle est une putain. C'est pas difficile, n'est-ce que pas? Mais mon petit-ami ne la deteste pas. Apres TOUT LES CHOSES elle a fait, il ne la deteste pas. Est-ce que il est bete? OUI.
Il dit qu'il ne veut pas lui parler. Mais puis, il dit il va la rater quand elle va partir pour l'universite. Parce qu'elle est "une importante personne dans sa vie". Oui, aussi elle est une personne TRES MECHANTE. TRES, TRES MECHANTE. Elle n'etait jamais gentille à moi.

L'UGHHHHH.

Vous ne pouvez pas comprendre comment je me sens. je me sens si mal...Il va la rater! S'il va la rater, alors je ne suis pas une bonne petite-amie. Parce que je dois la faire à oublier. Je dois etre plus bonne. Je veux il à dire, "Ma Cherie, elle est rien comparé à toi. Tu es tout que j'ai besoin de. J'ai fini avec elle. c'est toi, et seulment toi!"
C'est vrai. C'est moi et seulement moi. Il ne l'aime pas. IL. NE. L'AIME. PAS. Il dit cela. Beaucoup. Il ne la veut pas. Il ne veut pas etre les amis avec elle. Mais...il va la rater. Parce qu'elle est "importante dans sa vie". Je souhaite que je l'ai recontré devant elle.
C'est difficile à comprendre. Apres tout les choses elle a fait à il...et à moi! Il ne la deteste pas. Il est bizarre, il ne deteste pas. Jamais. Il est un homme tres poli.

Mais. Je dois souvenir. Il m'adore. Et je l'adore. Et il n'aime pas La Garce. Vraiment, il dit, "Je ne l'aime pas et je ne la vais pas aimer. J'ai fini avec elle." Il dit cela. Souvent. Alors...il dit cela en anglais MAIS VOUS COMPRENEZ xD. Alors je ne dois pas m'inquieter. JE. NE. DOIS. PAS. M'INQUIETER.

...mais je m'inquieter. Je deteste La Garce, trop beaucoup. Mais je fais confidance à Ash plus. Alors dois me reposer.

OH! and in other news, Bright Lights was okay yesterday. The other two shows were better for me, at least. yesterday before my solo so many of my friends were there I guess I freaked out and just blanked because I started playing a B chord for the song...and it wasn't a B chord. And I couldn't remember what a B chord was. For the entire song. The only 3 chords in the song are B, F#m, and Em. Not a fun time. But I guess I sang okay because people still clapped xD. I came home and it still took me 10 minutes to figure out what a B chord actually was again. Weirdest thing. But anyway, they seemed to enjoy my skit and stuff, and the sign language :D. I'll admit it was a very, very, strange show (with very strange gender-questionable people xD) but it was a fun thing to do and I was happy my friends came to support me :). So special thanks to Ash, Calvin, Devon, Rei, Chiki, and Zee's mom for driving me to the shows! (My madre got eye surgery and can't drive anywhere for a week...:P). But anyway! You guys rock!! :D

I need to go to bed now, I'm exhausted since I haven't slept well the past few nights because of the above. So nightynight!

♪: "Positive" from Legally Blonde the Musical
♫: "The Only Exception" by Paramore <3. (only way I can calm down enough to fall asleep every night.)
♪♫: "Paranoid" by The Jonas Brothers (hehe.)

Happy Birthday, Bloggity!

Exactly a year ago today I started this silly ol' blog. So for a year now I have been bringing you the most random, bizarrre, hopefully axiomatic musings on Teh Interwebz. Woot!
THIS CALLS FOR A VIRTUAL BIRTHDAY CAKE!
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--|__)_|__|   (turn your head sideways, i promise it kind of looks like a birthday cake xD)


That's pretty much the only point of this post xD. Bright Lights is going well, opening night was yesterday and it went great! Tonight is another show and Ash, Devon, Chiki, and Rei are all gonna try and make it :D. That's a little more pressure because Chiki (and I think Rei too) know sign language so they'll be able to know if I mess up signing during one of the songs xD. They better not laugh though :P.

Sooo yeah! Have an awesome day, everyone!

♪: "I Know It's Today" from Shrek the Musical (one of the songs in BL that's stuck in my head)

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen who hates wardrobe paradoxes.

 This is gonna seem so a) random and strange and b) shallow but I feel like I'm definitely not the only one who must have noticed this. Or at least, when you think about it, you'll know what I mean. Probably the girls moreso than the guys, too xD.

So I was just outside feeding my horsey and it was raining, around 80+ degrees, and you could cut the humidity with a knife. Then I came back in, showered, and now I'm trying to figure out what to wear.
But, I appear to be a victim of what I'm coining as the 'Rainy Summer Day Outfit Paradox'.

See, it's raining. So instinct says jeans, socks, and sneakers (or my plaid galoshes :D) so my feet/legs don't get wet and muddy from puddles. But it's 80 degrees and humid! Bleck! So i'm probably more comfortable in shorts and a tank-top, but I just feel strange wearing something like that in the middle of a thunderstorm. I guess capris and sneakers are probably the most logical conclusion for that half. Capris are as wonderful at compromising as Henry Clay, but in this case it's the kind of compromise where no one's really happy :P.
But then on top. Do I go with a hoodie for the hair protection? But it'll still be far too warm! So then a t-shirt or tank, again? Still feels too sunny-weather.
THEN we have to account for where we're actually going. At the theater where rehearsal is tonight, they crank the A/C up like crazy because the stage lights are so hot, and during a performance a packed theater is hot. But at rehearsal when there's only 30 of you that are sitting in the audience at any given time, it's chilly! A lot of people who aren't concerned about electricity bills also freeze their houses this time of year. So then maybe it WOULD be better to go with jeans for when you're indoors. Ugh. It's impossible to say!

On the plus side though, it is an excuse to break out a pretty umbrella. I recently got a cute pink and orange paisley one :D.

So yeah. Just something that I realized, that the rest of you might find axiomatic as well. If anyone has something they've discovered to overcome this, I'd always love a hand xD. And please do note that although this is a bit of an inconvenience, I still prefer rainy summer days over freezing cold winter ANY day of the week ;).

♪: "Don't Rain On My Parade" by Barbara Streisand (although I love Lea Michele's version too)
♫: Anything from Legally Blonde the Musical. I watched it for the 5th time on YouTube today, still love every bit of it :D.

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

Lmao. Scratch that. She's still a lying psycho. Ash is done with her for good (apparently) and so am I.


*Holds in 'TOLDYASO' dance*

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen who is content.

This is a good thing. This is a good thing.

I'd just like to update y'all on the She-Voldemort situation. For one, her new codename is Nina. Related to the name Eponine, for anyone curious. Whaaa? We're treating her like a real person now? Why yes, voice I imagine my followers talk with, we are. Except I'm going to stop doing this in question/answer format though because the last post i did that in someone clicked the "???" box xD. BUT ANYWAY.

Nina talked to Ash last night, apparently explaining her reasoning behind everything she's ever done to hurt Ash or myself (and there was a lot). And I guess because he knew this nice side of her before she did any of that, he's forgiven her. Which...I think I can understand. I've only ever known her bad side so I can't feel the same, and I still think he's far too nice of a guy, but I can see where he's coming from. The thing was, she then gave him an ultimatum. Because she still has feelings for him, she said that she couldn't be friends with him unless I wasn't in the picture. And, thankfully, he picked me. So she is apparently going to take a step back (like she's said about 4 times before) and leave us alone. (And fyi, even though she has said that many times before, Ash assures me she means it this time. Hopefully he's right.)

The thing that bothers me is that I know exactly where she's coming from and how she feels...because that's exactly how I got Sal the first time. Have I told you guys this story? If not, I'll summarize it kinda quickly...
I liked Sal starting in the fall of 2007. Sal, however, asked out another girl (Nina's little sister, ironically) at that time. Obviously I was sad. I continued to be friends with Sal, though, and befriended his girlfriend as well to try and keep things going smoothly, i didn't want to start drama. I NEVER tried to break them up or even drive them apart though, especially not by lying or making stuff up or anything like that. Even back then I knew that's never an okay thing to do xP. I actually started dating Devon around then and we were really happy together. Then eventually Sal's girlfriend broke up with him, and a few weeks later, Devon and I broke up. THEN that was when I went to Sal one day and said, "hey, can i tell you a story?" and told him everything about how I had liked him so many before. He admitted he had liked me too once he became single again, and a few days after that he asked me out officially.
So Nina, it seemed, was trying to do the same thing with Ash...except it didn't work.

Which, honestly, has got to hurt. If that had been the case with me and Sal instead of what happened, I would have been even more heartbroken. So obviously she's hurt, that's why she doesn't want to be friends with Ash while he's still with me, that's just insult to injury. Which means she'll leave us alone, hopefully for good now, and that is a good thing.

But no matter what her intentions were originally, I am glad she talked to Ash at least. She explained things he never had answers to before which will hopefully give him some closure so he won't be wondering. Especially since she's going off to college in the fall. Hopefully she'll meet some new guy that she likes even more than Ash so he doesn't have to worry about hurting her, and then they'll both be happy. Because that's really all I want, that's what would be best for everyone. If she isn't going to continue trying to sabotage my relationship with Ash, and she's just going to be a big girl and move on, I really have absolutely no reason to hate her at all. I'll probably never have reason to forgive her for what she's done, unlike Ash, but as long as nothing else bad happens I figure she'll just fade into a neutral memory and all will be fine. (That IS just the thing though: as long as nothing else bad happens. I'll still be wary.)

I guess the point is that I can be very happy now, because I do know how much Ash loves me. I know that even when given the perfect opportunity with another girl who is guaranteed to like him, he still wouldn't just pick up and leave me. That's really reassuring, to know he feels that way :).

So, that's the final chapter with Nina. It would be better for everyone if she goes to college and finds a perfectly nice guy to fall in love and be happy with, so I really truly hope that's what happens. And until then, hopefully she really will back off Ash and I and let us both be happy without putting any more guilt on him. Because goodness knows I love him more than anything else in the world and I just want him to be happy, and if he chose me to be the one in charge of his happiness, then I won't let him down :).

Oh, and yes, that means the luau is cancelled. Sowwies ;).


♪: "One of Those Girls" by Avril Lavigne

P.s. Dear WhiteMuffin: Remember the time we talked on NetBattle when we didn't know each other? And got along? We really could have been friends. Remember that next time you consider hating me, please, and I will promise to as well. 

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen with the maturity of a 10 year old boy.

Because this post is literally just to say:

LOLOLOLOL THIS IS THE 69TH POST ON THIS BLOG LAWWLL.

Hehe ;). I am SO cool. And so are you, because you just snickered a little too :P.

Also I rediscovered another fun thing to do if you get bored like I am right now. Duct tape crafts :D. They have duct tape in literally every color now, I got aquamarine and zebra-print from Michael's. You can literally do anything with the stuff; I went through a phase in 5th grade where I made myself a tank top, a purse and wallet, and a pair of shoes out of duct tape :D. Now that I've matured (a little ;)) I just made myself a cellphone holder and cellphone wrap. What's a cellphone wrap you may ask? Well when someone has a temper like mine, and throws their phone around a little, and the phone is a slider phone that is a little fragile, the slider tends to break. And slide loosely and freely and slide open while it's in my bag so the screen is on and the battery drains, or the buttons are activated and I pocket dial. It's rather lovely :P. So usually I keep my phone together with SillyBandz but recently those are wearing out and breaking, so I made my phone a little slide-on zebra-print wrap that keeps it from sliding all over the place :). And now my next project is this cute little flower/rose out of duct tape. I'll post a picture on my DeviantArt! It's pretty spiffy.

Sooo yeah, that's pretty much it :).

♪: "I Gotchoo" by Bowling for Soup

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen who wishes she was Italian sometimes.

Because Italian families freaking ROCK! :D.

See, I'm part of the 5% of my town that is NOT Italian. I'm Polish, British, Australian, French Canadian, Native American if you go back far enough...everything but.
Polish families are kinda cool. But when I think Polish, I think lard and onions. Because those are basically the 2 main ingredients in any Polish food. I hate onions. Family reunion food isn't that good to me xD. I do love my family though, even if we aren't particularly close. I have some pretty flippin' awesome cousins (one is going to Syracuse this fall!) and I love getting gardening advice from my grandparents who grow pineapples in their kitchen window xD. We just aren't like, really close. We see each other for holidays and that's kinda it.

But strangely enough, I don't know if I ever felt as much a part of a family as when I got to hang out with Sal's family. I've said this before; I don't miss Sal as a boyfriend at all (although I'm happy we're getting to be friends again :)) but I really do miss his fam. I was talking to Ash earlier, because he's going over Sal's house with like, Fred and Keith and that crew for a guy's day of video game fun tomorrow. I wasn't invited, but I'm super happy Ash was :). And I was saying how he'll have fun, that Sal's mom is so sweet, and that I want him to say hi to their guinea pig Mac for me...and I realized how much I miss being able to be there and say hi to Mac and feed him hay myself. It took me right back down memory lane and I realized I also miss being ignored by Sal's youngest brother, and I miss making fun of his second-youngest brother walking like a velociraptor, and I miss playing WiiFit with all of them. I was part of their family for over a year of my life in total, and they always made me feel like I was. Even after our first break up, when we got back together there was no sense of awkwardness or bitterness at all, I was just absorbed right back into the clan like before. That's where I think the Italian thing came in and was awesome. They were always welcoming no matter what, they invited me to family parties (even Christmas Eve dinner!) and always had tons of food.
The thing is, like all things, i didn't appreciate it until it was gone. I always wanted to hang out with just Sal, not Sal AND his brothers. But now it's pretty much the opposite xD. They were my other family for a while, whether I appreciated it then or not, and I guess when I think about it I realize that I do miss them. I really hope now that Sal and I are starting to be good friends again that I can keep some sort of bond with them, at least.

The thing is now, even if I DID get invited back for a pool day or whatever, I don't know how it would be like now. Sal's still with Rayne (still not a fan.) and idk if that would mean more awkwardness than before. Maybe it wouldn't be the same as I remember at all. Not a whole lot ever stays the same forever, I guess. I'd hope that I was still welcome there. If I wasn't I don't know how I'd feel. But there's no real way for me to know at the moment, so all I can really do is look back fondly on those memories of being part of that awesome Italian family :).

Now of course I'm happier to be with Ash. He's a much better boyfriend personally. And of course I adore his little sister too. So I think I'll make an effort this time around to become more a part of his family, too. They're mostly Italian too, after all :).
These were just some important memories I thought of today that I learned from (and I haven't blogged in a while...) so I wanted to share it with you guys. So I guess if you have an older or younger sibling with a boyfriend or girlfriend, and you're usually fairly neutral...try being nice. It'll mean the world to them, really, to feel included. Family is apparently a huge thing that I never really had as much experience growing up with as other people. So if you're like me, good luck fitting in with other people's families :D. And if you aren't like me, go hug your sibling or something! xD.

That's really it. Stuff has been going amazingly with Ash, we hung out a lot this week. He's truly an amazing guy and awesome boyfriend and I could never ask for better. He's the world to me :). <3.
And the Bright Lights performances are next weekend! Eek! :D

♪: "Someone to Fall Back On" by Aly Michalka, from Bandslam
♫: "Dragon Roost Island Redux" by Zelda Reorchestrated :D. Been stuck in my head all day, SO good.

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen who is, how you say, 'bored shitless'.

I've already exhausted that list of websites I go on when I'm bored. I've refreshed each multiple times already this morning and nothing new is happening anywhere. Ash is playing Xbox and having a water-gun fight with his sister so he couldn't come over like we originally thought, and I don't have any sort of plans until 8 tonight. Which is 4 1/2 hours away. UGHH. So, in an attempt to entertain me (and maybe you?) for a little while, I'm moving the conversation I'm having in my head with myself to this blog post.

Hello, Self! I see you're looking a little downtrodden. 
Yeah, I'm a little disappointed I didn't get to hang out with Ash today because he's busy now.

But why didn't you just make plans with someone else if Ash wasn't available?
Because the plan was he was supposed to be able to come over this afternoon. We've been talking about it all week. I know for a fact Fred wasn't doing anything today and I could have easily called him to hang out. But I didn't know (if and) when Ash was going to be available so I didn't bother because I didn't want to let him down. I  hate ruining plans.

Don't you, too, have family members you could be hanging out with?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I LIKE THEM. The only contact I usually have with my mom during the day is when she comes into my room to nag me to tidy it up, and then she leaves. And my dad always has something better to do, remember? I've posted about the shit that comes with being an only child before.

Why don't you go play outside?
I rollerbladed for an hour this morning and now I'm sore and it's 80+ degrees out.

Why don't you watch TV?
Because my options are Hannah Montana and iCarly reruns.

Don't you have that AP Lit work to be doing? Or a book to read?
I'm not that desperate just yet. Maybe in another hour I will be. I was rereading Eclipse for a little while but now I think I'll let it be so I don't ruin too much when we go see the movie.

Are you always this bored when you don't hang out with Ash? That's pretty pathetic...
No, as a matter of fact, I'm not! I can certainly entertain myself to a point. But for the past like, 5 days this has been my afternoon routine. Being bored out of my skull scrounging around desperately for entertainment until evening when I've at least had plans then. There's only so much I have to do. And if I at least know I'll get to see him soon I'm perfectly fine. It's this whole, 'maybe this, maybe not, whenever i get there...' stuff that frustrates me.

Will you be hanging out with anyone tomorrow, at least? It's the 4th of July! Does your family do a party?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AGAIN. No, as a matter of fact. My mom says fireworks are a "pointless waste of burning money for a few moments of colored fire." And then I REALLY won't have a chance of finding someone to hang out with because everyone ELSE does have a family that they like to associate with.  I won't get to see Ash again until Monday when apparently I get to go over his house, assuming those plans don't change too, of course, which is always a possibility.

Are you always this pissy when you don't get your way?
Yes.

Why don't you call someone for a chat?
I've considered it but I'm a little too irritable to be conversational at the moment. And like, say I call someone 'just to chat' and they're busy because THEY have plans. Then they feel bad and its awkward, plus they too, know that I'm a pathetic, boring, desperate little idiot.

Don't you play piano and guitar? Do that!
My mom is downstairs playing piano herself at the moment and she gets mad when I kick her off. And I finally grew out my nails long enough to be pretty, but now they're too long and its hard to play guitar, I tried yesterday :P.

Oh my god, you're so irritatingly negative!
I'm honest! And I'm just not in a good mood anymore! One of my biggest pet peeves in the entire universe is when people change plans on me. Because I'm so easily excited and I get my hopes up and plan everything and then when I get disappointed it hits me a lot harder than, well, everyone else in the world apparently. I wish I could be more laid-back, I do. I just set myself such high expectations for everything and having fun this summer in particular and I just keep getting myself disappointed. You'd think I'd learn.

Wait, so you AREN'T saying you're completely dependent? Because someone reading this who does not actually understand you would automatically assume that. 
For the gagillionth time, NO. It isn't the idea of not hanging out with Ash that makes me all mopey, it's when I got excited that we planned I WOULD be hanging out with Ash, and now I'm not. I can get along fine by myself if I've chosen that. If i'm forced to be alone because I made plans that were changed on me, THAT'S the only time I get pissed.


Aww. *Sad song on world's smallest violin.*
Don't pity me. I'm just thinking out loud.

Maybe do more laps around your room like yesterday? It helps your Pokewalker!
I have a headache now so I'd rather just lay down. And again, my legs are soooo sore from rollerblading this morning because I haven't done it in a while :P.

Was rollerblading nice though?
It's so much fun! I love the way it feels like the wheels are part of me and I can just glide along. I love going fast and feeling the breeze. Rollerblading is something I just really really enjoy. I got good at it because when my mom got her new car a few years ago it didn't have a bike rack so I needed something more portable. Now I just love it. Tones the ol' glutes, too ;).

Thats nice. I know, play some more Pokemon! You have to train to beat the Elite Four now!
Playing too much Pokemon is the REASON I have the aforementioned headache xD.

I see. Well, Self, I'm worried you've been talking to me long enough that you're probably a little bit bonkers. You should probably just get some aspirin, take a nap, and wake up in 4 more hours. 
Thank you for the advice, Self. I may do just that. I bet the people reading my blog now think I'm certifiably insane too! So I should just go now.

Alright, hopefully I won't talk to you soon. 
Quite right! Tata!

♪: "Unwell" by Matchbox 20

The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen who enjoys the internet.

As I'm sure most of you do as well. You're probably checking this blog right now because you're chilling out, waiting to be picked up for plans or you just got home and are relaxing, putting off that AP summer work, stuff like that. The question is, what sites will you use to entertain yourself next? So this is just a quick blurb to recommend some of my favorite websites. I'll edit it as I think of more, and next time you're sitting at home bored you can refer back to it and find something to make you giggle for a little while :). And if you have any recommendations of favorite sites you follow, definitely leave them in the comments! You can never have too many ways to procrastinate on Teh Interwebz ;).

-www.1000awesomethings.com One of my favorites. Everything is SO true. It's just all those little things that make you smile every day but you don't necessarily take notice of. I have the Book of Awesome too, and it's great :).
-www.happychairishappy.com This is one of the few sites on the Cheezburger Network that actually get a giggle-out-loud from me every time I check it. Maybe it's because I always see the emotions in inanimate objects xD. The funniest part is sometimes the title too. But anyway yeah, this and the rest of the Cheezburger Network are all great.
-www.probablybadnews.com (funny headlines), www.ifshoescouldkill.com (awesome shoes), and www.dailysquee.com (ahh-dorable baby animals). More of the lesser-known Cheezburger sites. Some of these are HILARIOUS though.
-www.unrelatedcaptions.com It's exactly what it sounds like; the picture has nothing to do with the caption, but both are funny. It's kind of a different sense of humor though, idk. Ash and I both love this one xD.
-www.lovegivesmehope.tumblr.com This makes me 'aww!' every time. Everyone wishes for lovey-dovey fairy-tale endings like this, and it DOES kinda give you hope it can happen. Probably not for guys as much though ;).
-www.notalwaysright.com Some of these are kind of lame, some I've been caught crying because I'm laughing so hard. It's encounters employees have had with stupid customers and has taught me not to be surprised by stupid people; just to laugh at them xD.
-www.collegehumor.com These guys literally have some of the funniest videos on the web, so I'm sure you've heard of them before. Some of my favorites by them are "Legalize Shrooms", the "Internet Commenter" series and the "Font Conference" series.
-www.theonion.com It's SUCH a hilarious satirical news site. I love the videos. They seem so serious and legit but they're all just satire. I will say it again: satire. Don't take them seriously. At all. xD.
-Awesome YouTubers: Glozell1/GlozellGreen (I LOVE her translations of pop songs!), KurtHugoSchneider (Amazing songs, especially Sam Tsui :)), HouseholdHacker (their Scientific Tuesday experiments are so cool!! Season 2 starts in a couple weeks, but check out their stuff from Season 1 for awesomeness before then), Sxephil (He has a weekly show where he honestly comments on news and current events as well as hot girls xD. I just find him really hilarious.), NigaHiga (awesome and hilarious but I'm sure you've already heard of him), Smosh (I love their 'If ___ were real' series). That's just a few of my favorites :).

So yeah, if it's one of those lazy summer days where you don't really have anything to do except veg out, check out some of the funnies! And again, recommend your favorites in the comments if you have any!

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