The Axiomatic Musings of a Teen from a wealthy small town in New England.

I'm trying to keep up my daily posting but nothing terribly interesting happened today, soo...FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!

[Wait I lied. Quick update, I'm in Young Democrats this year and it's actually really awesome so far, I'm really glad I joined so special thanks to those who helped me get involved, I'm really looking forward to all the meetings and events and stuff!!]

Okay now here's the list!

Best of First World Problems (They're hilarious because you know at least 5 things on this list have irritated you in the last two days)


I want to drink some coffee, but I also want to take a nap later.

My mom just started following my twitter feed.

I typed 5318008 in the calculator on my phone, but I couldn't flip it over and see 'boobies' because the screen automatically corrects itself.

My mom didn't buy the orange juice with Vitamin D in it, so now I have to go outside.

My hoodie drawstring got pulled too far on one side and now one end is way inside the hood

My flat screen TV takes a second to turn on. Sometimes I get confused if I actually turned it on and turn it back off by accident.

I really want breakfast at McDonalds, but I can’t get up before 11.

The croutons in my salad keep breaking when I stab them with the fork.

I keep dropping my phone on my face when I am texting in bed. 

My graham cracker didn’t break along the perforation.

I’ve been hitting “reboot later” every 4 fucking hours for days now.

Something just beeped, and I have no idea what.

When I put my spoon into my empty pudding cup, it tips over.

I can never find the matching Tupperware lids and containers.

I woke up at noon and don't know if I should eat breakfast or lunch.

I dont have enough dip for my chips...but if I open another container, I wont have enough chips for my dip.

I keep thinking I got a text because everyone has the same iPhone ringtone as me.

It was raining today so I had to drive to school with my convertible roof up. 

Starbucks has better coffee than Dunkin’ Donuts, but Dunkin’ Donuts has better donuts than Starbucks, so I had to go to both.

I wanted to buy a hotdog at the fair, but I didn't want to break a $20.

*: "Rockin' the Suburbs" by Ben Folds