Just To Set The Record Straight.

• I have not ever, not once, even vaguely considered having feelings for anyone else other than Ash while being in this relationship with him.
• I love him with every single inch of my heart and I couldn't possibly want anyone else more than I want him. He's everything I want and need and more and there's nothing I could find in someone else that he isn't already perfect at.
• I have never, ever, cheated on ANYONE that I have ever dated. I am NOT that type of girl. Cheating is for the pathetic that don't have the balls to just be honest with their signifo. 
• I have not kissed (or done anything more than that with) anyone other than Ash in a year. I have not wanted to. 
• Not even my best friend Devon, as people seem to think. Yes, we hang out sometimes, we saw "Vampires Suck" together. Ash knows all about it whenever we do, and is okay with it because he is friends with Devon too and trusts us both. He should, because nothing ever happens because he is like a big brother to me. We are friends, and only friends, and he is interested in someone else. This should not be hard to comprehend.
• FURTHERMORE, Ash assures me this is all reciprocated, and he has never had any desire to cheat on me, and consequently never has. After all this stuff this summer he knows it's important we're 100% honest with each other.
• We are in a happy, honest, successful relationship. We love and trust each other completely. This has been the case for 11 months as of today. :)

So you can all quote me on this, and stop making up fake shit to post on both of our Formsprings. Honestly, at this point, if you aren't even bothering to at least attempt fabricating evidence or making up a believable story, it's just funny. Go find something to do with your jealous, pathetic little life and leave us both alone. 


Thank you. 


P.S. If you're going to imply someone is homosexual (i.e. using the term "fag" in a derogatory manner), you're  contradicting yourself by saying then saying I kissed them. Were they actually homosexual, they would obviously not want to kiss me in the first place. If you're going to be a dipshit, at least be a logical dipshit, please.
P.P.S. Happy 11-month, sweetheart :) <3.
P.P.P.S. I promise I'll get some actual axiomatic musings up here eventually xD. I just felt the need to make this announcement because evidently people on the internet are very gullible.

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